Alright, let’s talk about this… this whatchamacallit… zodiac tarot spread thing. Don’t go gettin’ all fancy on me now, I’ll explain it the way I understand it, plain and simple.
So, you got these cards, right? And they ain’t just any cards, they got pictures and stuff. And then you got this star stuff, the zodiac, like them horoscopes in the back of the newspaper. This here spread, it puts them two things together. Like mixin’ flour and water to make biscuits, only it’s cards and stars.
What’s it all about?
Well, it’s like lookin’ at your life, see? But not just the stuff you already know. It’s like peekin’ around the corner, seein’ what might be comin’. Like when you smell rain in the air, you know a storm’s a-comin’. This here spread, it tries to tell you what kind of storm, or maybe sunshine, is headin’ your way.
- House One (that Aries fella): This here card, it’s like lookin’ in the mirror. Tells you how other folks see ya, and what you’re puttin’ out there in the world. Are you lookin’ like a grumpy old hen, or a bright-eyed rooster ready to crow?
- House Two (Taurus, the bull): This one’s about your stuff, your money, what you got in your pockets and in the bank, if you got a bank, that is. Are you gonna be eatin’ high on the hog, or scrapin’ by on beans and cornbread?
- House Three (Gemini, them twins): This is about talkin’, thinkin’, and learnin’. Like gossiping over the fence, or readin’ the good book, only maybe not so good book. It’s about how your mind’s workin’, is it clear as a bell, or all muddled up like a stirred-up pond?
And it goes on like that, for all twelve of them star signs. Each card is like lookin’ at a different part of your life. Like lookin’ at your house, you got the kitchen, the bedroom, the parlor… this here spread, it’s like lookin’ at all the rooms in your life’s house.
Some folks, they even use a thirteenth card. I ain’t sure what for, maybe it’s like addin’ an extra room to the house, or maybe it’s like the attic, where you keep all the old dusty stuff you don’t know what to do with. But we ain’t gonna worry ‘bout that thirteenth card right now.
How do you do it?
Well, first you gotta get yourself a deck of them tarot cards. And you gotta shuffle ’em good, mix ‘em up like you’re makin’ a stew. Then you lay ‘em out in a circle, like a clock, see? Each spot is for one of them star signs.
Now, I ain’t no fancy card reader, I just tell it like I see it. But you gotta look at the pictures on the cards, and you gotta listen to your gut. It ain’t just about what the book says, it’s about what you feel in your bones.
It’s like lookin’ at the stars, ain’t it?
You look up at the sky at night, and you see all them twinklin’ lights. And you know they mean somethin’, even if you don’t know exactly what. This here spread, it’s kinda like that. It gives you a glimpse, a hint, of what’s to come. It helps you understand yourself better. Like, why you always pickin’ fights with your neighbor, maybe it’s in the stars, maybe it’s just cause he’s a pain in the neck.
But remember this…
The cards ain’t gonna tell you everything. They ain’t gonna make your decisions for you. You still gotta plow your own field, plant your own seeds, and harvest your own crops. This here spread, it’s just a little help along the way. Like havin’ a good map when you’re travelin’ in unfamiliar territory. It shows you the road, but you still gotta walk it yourself.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a little guidance, a little peek into the future, or just a way to understand yourself a little better, this here zodiac tarot spread might just be the thing for you. Just don’t go blamin’ me if it don’t all turn out exactly like the cards say. Life’s like a river, always twistin’ and turnin’, and sometimes, you just gotta go with the flow.
Tags: [Tarot, Zodiac, Astrology, Divination, Fortune Telling, Spirituality, Self-discovery]
